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#SeverenceSpoilers Milchek...running....with the tie...helllo

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My kids will go to school and be safe, I can call out of work if I'm genuinely ill and not be fired my education system hasn't been broken. My parents and grandparents don't remember open systemic oppression like Jim Crow.
I get it Innie Mark. You find ways to make hell work. #severencespoilers

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But in typing this out. I'm genuinely pissed at how one of the characters reacted but honestly remembering how many first world people every school shooting said "thank God it could *never* happen here." ...I get it Innie Mark. I get it. I get being *mad*. #severencespoilers

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And no it's nowhere near as bad as almost every other place. We're the Dylan of the group. We get the toys and the parties cause we're such good workers and hey if you've seen the finale we do some cool shit. But it's still a techno-capitalist hellscape. #severencespoilers /11

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I don't know what i would do with a month of PTO. I don't. My coworkers is pregnant and she's staying until she's due in like. 2 weeks. I panic if I don't answer an email the second my boss sends it. And I'm salaried. /8 #severencespoilers

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How many times, world, have you had an American coworker abroad fucking stunned at your idea of universal Healthcare?
Of not having fucking guns in school? But mostly Healthcare?
Australia gets a month off.
A fucking month! You guys can fuck off! For a month! #severencespoilers /8

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And that. That's where I think a lot of people are at rn. A lot more are farther along than people think cause we're not stupid and this isn't a TV show but I don't think a lot of people get how adaptable Americans are at lying to the rest of the planet. #severencespoilers /7

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But...then he says he's gonna stop it and make it right and his innie says "you know...we've found ways to make it work." Amid the corporate hellscape where the only reward is a waffle party and fruit and a dance off. #severencespoilers /6

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But now he's gotta get her back and in the finale there's this conversation where he's talking to his innie- this guy who just works- and he's like "I never imagined what they'd do to you. And I'm sorry." And his innie's like "wow. I never expected an ...apology damn." #severencespoilers /5

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This dude broke his brain for this woman. He adores her. He literally made a whole other person in his brain, his work self, his innie - and basically forced them to live in a corporate hell- because he missed her that much. #severencespoilers /4

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They only work. Like that's it. Anyway there's more and you should watch it but then he learns he has a personal investment in his outside work life. His wife's been kidnapped by evil corporation. Suddenly he has a *reason* to not need it. #severencespoilers /3

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Instead of fulfilling human relationships and bubble baths and kids and sleep and painting he and his coworkers get waffle parties and carved statues and cheap toys for doing like. Heinous brain surgery. #severencespoilers /2

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See, Mark Scout is a ‘person’ conventionally and yeah his work self is a separate person - but what he has been told this whole time is that his "innie" or work self is fine and having a nice time when he's basically a toy. Enslaved. He exists only to serve the job. #severencespoilers /1

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If people in other countries wanna understand why Americans have taken so long to really get why Americans have taken so long to get moving on fascism watch the season finale of severence s2 because Adam Scott's conversation with himself explains it *perfectly*.

Get his ass Milchick!!! #severencespoilers

Lmaooo Corbel is shooketh that Mark knew about her big reveal #severencespoilers

Because like what do you mean the MDR baby girls are clowning you at every turn I love them but they’re not even five they don’t know what the equator is 😂 #severence #severencespoilers

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What is the management training at Lumon? Does every manager have to know that routine. If Ms. Cobel were still in charge, would she have done that instead?

also...

Damn, Milchick 😏

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Me when Mark S. makes that decision

#Severence finale. Going to be thinking about this for a long time. Beautiful, hilarious in moments and nerve-wrecking at others. So satisfying, while still leaving me screaming at the end of the episode that this can't be the end. Also, Seth Milchick's no good very bad day. #SeverenceSpoilers

Severence screenshot of Cobel asking "How are you?" and Mark replies "Oh, my God, so good." when he is clearly Not Good.

thanks #severence for the 2025 mood yet again #severencespoilers

#SeverenceSpoilers… scroll by if you haven’t seen #S2E9 yet.

Mr. Milchick has his moment.

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Severance Mark POV vs Gemma POV #severencespoilers

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me when i'm about to big time crash out #severencespoilers #severence

who up getting they brain severed for HEAVEN #severencespoilers #severence

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🎶 Who's been messing up everything?
It's been Helena all along
Who's been pulling every evil string?
It's been Helena all along

I fucked Marky too!🎶

#Severence #SeverenceSpoilers #Spoilers with Milchek (& Cobel) it could even be that when he's being scary, disciplinary Milchek, he's severed (or unsevered?!) and vica versa when he's being kindly Milchek? Like he's an experiment where they split his emotions/personality but both sides are aware?

#Severence #SeverenceSpoilers #Spoilers I have a theory that Milchek is also severed, it's just mostly or completely full time, and he has outside privileges. Same with Natalie and also maybe also Cobel, but maybe she is where that theory falls apart. But maybe it works differently for them?

I was worried Irving B was going to be like Locke from Lost, turning out to be misguided and easily fooled but nah, he's an absolute goddamn hero and now he knows how to sniff out Lumon bullshit, he's never going back to how he was. #Severence #SeverenceSpoilers #spoilers

Ep4 of severance and Irving is still having a very bad no good day. Please let my old man have a good day 😭😭😭😭 #severencespoilers