Dad joke of the day. #DJOTD
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Dad Joke of the Day:
I've seen 'ten' spelled out in Spanish
plenty of times, but I've only
ever seen 'eleven' spelled once.
#DJotD #WorksBetterIfYouKnowSpanish
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Dad Joke of the Day:
I Googled "Missing Medieval Servant"
but it came back "Page Not Found"
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9:00 Sunday. Good morning. I needed sleep and I got it. NPR is playing baroque music on 90.1. I have a fear of elevators. I am taking steps to avoid them. #DJOTD
M-F I post morning news from EU, US, etc. Weekends are for family. I like to write a small thread on Sundays. Click [here] to see it.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
When a British person
takes a good look at something
it's called a propaganda.
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Like art comic or a femur bone saying "there is no god." Label: "blasfemur."
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Makes your arms too tired?
#Badumsiss #DJOTD
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Dad Joke of the Day:
Some people think
Santa Claus is German
but in fact, he's North Polish.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
I just opened my
fourth birthday card,
and so far I have $180.
Not bad for someone
just starting a new job
as a postal carrier.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
The Italian pasta-maker
was locked out of his shop
because he had gnocchi.
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Argentia is freezing. It's actually bordering on Chile.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
I think I've gotten addicted to
eating Thanksgiving leftovers
directly from the refrigerator.
The hardest part is going to be
quitting cold turkey.
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Left: labeled image of Sheryl Crow Right: several images of Sheryl Crow labeled "Sheryl Murder."
Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Murder.
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I'd love that. I started a #DJotD tag.
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weevil or curculionidae, an insect with a long "trump"
Here's a weevil. Curculio in latin/scientific language, belonging to the superfamily Curculionoidea. Cool, but I'm still wondering why they just didn't call it "eleph-ant"?
Dad joke of the day... #DJotD #dadjokes #baddadjokes
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Dad Joke of the Day:
Everyone knows about
Karl Marx's economic theory,
but fewer people know that
his sister Anya invented
the starter pistol.
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A pair of feet with galoshes or rubber shoes that resemble the front half of a frog, with stylized yellow eyes and a red slit for a mouth.
Biologist Joke of the Day:
I was thinking about starting a business
making clothing items from dissected
amphibians, but then I remembered
lab safety rules forbid open-toad shoes.
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Midwestern Dad Joke of the Day:
A person is wandering the Olympics looking for autographs, and sees a man sitting on the pole-vaulting landing pad.
"Oh! Are you a pole vaulter?"
"No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
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What a waste of a perfectly good Dad joke.
Facebook Community group page.
Someone mentions they are chasing a chested draws.
I suggest they try the tobacconist.
If you understand, I appreciate you.
#Monday #MondayMood #DadJoke #DJOTD
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4th of July Dad Joke:
Many firework stands will accept
live male deer as payment,
but be sure to shop around,
to get the most bang for your buck.
#DJotD 🎆🦌
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Dad Joke of the Day:
The Black Eyed Peas
can sign us a song, but
the Chick Peas can
only hummus one.
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Pride Dad Joke of the Day:
Gay people are always smiling
because they can't keep a straight face.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
Repetitive stress injury is
so common at my work
that we go to group therapy
together in one vehicle.
To save time, we use the
carpool tunnel.
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There are VERY firm rules about what constitutes a “small annoyingly cute little animal”.
A strict set of “critter-ia” if you will.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
Early Age dinosaurs were followed by
the Middle Age dinosaurs, the most
well known of which is the Mybackisaurus.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
You may know that
the most brave of
King Arthur's knights
was Sir Gawain;
but did you know
the least brave was
Sir Render?
#DJoTD
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Dad Joke of the Day:
Waiter: "Would you like to hear today's special?"
Guest: "Yes, please."
Waiter: "Okay. Today IS special."
Guest: "Ok, good."
#DJotD #DadsAreWaitersToo
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Dad Joke of the Day:
I found a recipe from Morocco for a
dinner roll flavored with aged thyme.
Not everyone enjoys it, but I
like that old thyme Moroccan roll.
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Dad Joke of the Day:
My local dentist runs an advertisement,
but in the Sunday newspaper only.
He's a seventh-day ad dentist.
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