I agree and I live in #Floriduh 🙄

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Wow, infamous Mussolini impersonator and rubber boots model Dum-Dum DeSantis has signed an order renaming Palm Beach International airport (PBI) after a pedophile, racist, fraud, and anti-democratic piece of shit.
Kinda says alot about DeSantis, doesn't it.
#Floriduh

Costco shopper freaked out on woman who tried to have her membership revoked: Police According to the affidavit, the Subaru driver then reached for an ax multitool and started fighting back, striking Aguilar in the face and arms.

What? Did you think Costco might be safer? Think again.

> Costco shopper freaked out on another woman who tried to have her membership revoked and also happened to be carrying an ax: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/costco...

#crime #Floriduh #FloridaWoman

Woman attacks driver in Walmart parking lot for getting too close to her: Police "The defendant began to punch the victim's vehicle," the charging document reads. "The occupants of the vehicle exited, and the defendant grabbed the victim by the throat."

And in another local Walmart. . .

> Woman attacks driver in Walmart parking lot for getting too close to her, then slipped her cuffs when cops tried to take her to jail: Police lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-...

#crime #AlabamaWoman #Floriduh

Walmart shopper who attacked woman over line-cutting said victim 'deserved it': Police In body-camera footage from the Sunrise Police Department, the older woman said Estep "called me an 'old lady' and said I 'deserved it.'"

Meanwhile, down at the Walmart.

> 'You cut in front of me': Walmart shopper who attacked 79-year-old woman over line-cutting said victim 'deserved it,' police say lawandcrime.com/crime/you-cu...

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh #crime

Is Florida ever going to change? Or are we doomed forever to be #FloriDUH?
Can we finally vote for Democrats? Vote for change?

#FloriDuh

Florida bans sociology from core curriculum at state universities For years, Republican lawmakers and education leaders have argued that sociology — especially high-enrollment introductory courses — has been overtaken by progressive ideology

#Floriduh is at it again

#Florida bans sociology from core curriculum at state universities

Sociology is the scientific study of human society that focuses on society, human social behavior, patterns of social relationships, social interaction, and aspects of culture associated with everyday life

#Floriduh

Florida axes sociology as required class at state universities in latest attack on ‘woke’ Move by state education officials picked by Republican governor removes the course as a graduation component

Florida axes sociology as required class at state universities in latest attack on ‘woke’
#Florida #Floriduh #RonDeSantis #RonDisaster #RonDeFacist #RonDeScumbag #RonDeAsshole #RonDeNazi #RonDeBallLicker #RonDeAntiSemite #RonDeLameDuck #RonDeToddler

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

What's next, math & English? #Floriduh

So now the christo-fascists are going after Med school admissions and, not to be left out, Herr Uthmeier - DeSantis's Reichsfuhrer - is suing the NFL for not hiring all white coaches.
When, America. When?
#Floriduh

First cousins can still marry in Florida after lawmakers fail to pass bill Florida lawmakers have not succeeded in banning marriages between first cousins.

The actual news story:

> First cousins can still marry in Florida after lawmakers fail to pass bill

cbs12.com/news/florida...

I am kind of meh on this. As we say in Spanish, "los primos se exprimen."

#Floriduh #marriage #relationships (e)

Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to remain one of more than a dozen in the U.S. where marrying one’s first cousin is legal. What do...

> Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass theonion.com/florida-bill...

#BarelySatire. . . or is it?

#Floriduh #marriage #relationships (c)

Trying to suspend our agreement down here in a city in #FloriDUH, but can’t get any support. (I know - shocking.)

#psg #parissaintgermain #uefasupercup #football #footballtiktok TikTok video by 228gugee67

#FloriDUH
They all graduated from the Rick Scott Medicaid scam university.
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The story, the brawl seems verifiable. The alligator part may be an addition by "humor" influencers.

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#BakerCounty #Floriduh #florida #DemandJustice #SupportImmigrants

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Knock on wood! That's how we roll in #Floriduh

Florida woman flashes devilish grin after being accused of doing unspeakable things to Airbnbs — and posting the footage on sex sites The disgusted victim said the unhinged suspect left behind a strong stench and caused about $3,980 in damage to furniture and other items in one unit, with another $1,374 reported in the other.

> Florida woman allegedly peed all over Airbnb rentals, then posted videos on sex sites for money nypost.com/2026/03/22/u...

#FloridaWoman #Floriduh #crime #fetish (c)

This explains soooo much!
#Floriduh

Florida hospital sues to evict a patient who won't leave room 5 months after discharge Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare has sued a patient who refuses to leave a hospital room, even though doctors discharged her more than five months ago.

Florida hospital sues to evict patient who won't leave five months after discharge | AP News share.google/eb5ryfatlVWq... #FloriDuh

#VinylCollection #NowPlaying #RandomChoice #RevoltingCocks #BeersSteersAndQueers #StainlessSteelProviders #NineteenNinety #Vintage #Industrial #WaxTraxRecords - This #Album is based on a #TrueStory and probably comes from #Floriduh #FloridaMan @revoltingcocks.bsky.social

#Floriduh woman

a young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo . ALT: a young boy is sitting on a porch playing a banjo .

Of course it failed. Who didn’t see that coming? 🤦‍♀️ #Floriduh

Woman accuses 79-year-old of hitting her Walmart cart with baby inside, assaults her: Cops A Florida woman at Walmart allegedly assaulted a 79-year-old woman while in the customer service line after she accused the woman of hitting her cart with her baby inside.

> Walmart shopper called out for line-cutting attacks 79-year-old woman at customer service: Cops lawandcrime.com/crime/walmar...

Just another day at the Walmart where Karen ain't got no time to wait in line like a peon, GTFO.

#KarensGoneWild #KarenStrikesAgain #crime #FloridaWoman #Floriduh

Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA)— The Florida bill to ban marrying a first cousin failed to pass in the Florida Senate. Legislatures failed to pass HB-733, which stated that after July 1, 2026, incestuous marriage ...

Splains a lot. #Floriduh

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