Back in the 90s, this is how Hal Jordan was represented in #OverPower
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#HalJordanRuinsEVerything 😅
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Silver Age panel. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) holds up his white gloved hand covered in yellow goo. He says, "The glue that's holding us is fastened to these metal streamers is YELLOW! It's smeared all over my ring! You know darn well my POWER RING has no effect on YELLOW!"
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Silver Age panel. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is in a city on another planet. In the foreground is a couple in "futuristic" clothing holding hands and walking off towards the right of the panel. In the lower left stands Hal Jordan watching them walk away, hands on his hips, thinking,"...but some day a whole new race--not of SLEEPERS but of REAL PEOPLE-- may spring from this! I offered to do the same for all the rest of the SLEEPERS, but no one else would accept...."
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"Evidently, Marv, you were igorant of the promise that he showed in G.L.#23, or just didn't appreciate his uniqueness. Can you appreciate the remarkable self-control that I exhibited in this letter?"
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Silver age panel. Narration: "As EARTH'S GREEN LANTERN (Hal Jordan) tries to absorb the water within a giant sponge, a watery tendril touches an electric wire where the insulation is worn...." There's a sound effect of the wire sizzling. Meanwhile Hal in what lools like a kitchen soaking up water with a green sponge ring construct. "For everyone of our moves, it has a counter-move!"
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A screenshot from a cartoon in which Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is seen head and shoulders looking to left of screen. Subtitle: "I'll put out the fire."
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Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) stands in front of a background of brown and black spots that look like the plastic veneer of a kitchen counter. Looking upward, he gestures with hands open, palms up. He has a sheepish grin on his face, "Now, I ask you...what're you gonna DO?"
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Since @jjakala.bsky.social forgot...
#HalJordanRuinsEverything
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Silver Age panel. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is on his knees, shaking as he pulls a large yellow lever toward him. "I've shut it off!" he says triumphantly. Narration, "With a wrench of mighty muscles, he yanks down on the lever."
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Ah, so we're going with the #HalJordanRuinsEverything approach. I'm in.
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Beware his power.
#HalJordanRuinsEverything
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I'm not sure True Detective: Lanterns was something anyone actually asked for
But at least they made Hal Jordan an absolute dick, which tracks. #HalJordanRuinsEverything
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All white background shows the disembodied head of Silver Age Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) in the lower right. He looks slightly downward with a know-it-all grin as he says, "You see, at the time that I gave AMAZO back his stolen super-powers, I mentally willed the DEFEAT FACTOR in our bodies to transfer itself to AMAZO the moment it was displaced by our returning success factor! Otherwise we might have had the battle of our lives to defeat AMAZO!"
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Silver age panel. On a beach near the waterline, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) is wearing a red speedo lying on his back. Leaning down next to him is Tom Kalmaku, also in a swimsuit, as he’s trying to remove the green ring off Hal’s finger. Hal says, “Here – – try and remove the ring!“ Tom replies, “I see what you mean! Any other position would be awkward! “Hmm—it proves that even when you’re unconscious, you’re a better man than the SHARK!“ And in the lower right corner, it says “The end.“
Opening title of “Twin Peaks” only the title is #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
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From Marvel’s “Not Brand Eech!” is a panel of the Green Candle standing in the middle of the snow covered Himalayan mountains. He’s wearing yellow gloves and has green power rings on every finger and thumb. He has just apparently transported onto the spot and with cartoonish wide eyed surprise says, “OOPS! Would you believe I miscalculated somewhere? If these nutty rings backfire on me once more – – I’m gonna switch to a MICKEY MOUSE WATCH!”
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Silver age panel with an all orange background. Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, looks at a woman and says, “IONA, listen – – you must trust me! I’ve got to return to the surface now ALONE! But everything will be all right! Just trust me – –“ Not knowing any better, the woman replies, “Of course, GREEN LANTERN!“
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A hand with a yellow bullet is held out to what is clearly a certain Green Lantern uniform. The person attached to the hand says, "Yellow...." Green Lantern Hal Jordan says, "No wonder he broke through my shield.”
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Reading Absolute Green Lantern vol. 1 and how dare they make Guy Gardner hot.
Also, as per usual #HalJordanRuinsEverything
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Sure this kinda qualifies as another example of #HalJordanRuinsEverything, but I’m pretty sure this is mostly another showcasing of Ollie’s #WhitePeopleProblems 🤷♂️
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Green Arrow holds up the sharp tip of an arrow, smiling and saying, "--I haven't shot an ARROW for DAYS! I'm getting WITHDRAWAL symptoms!" Green Lantern, Hal Jordan, is behind him on the right side of the panel and says, "I ALSO have a problem--"
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