Just heard two bros joke about being on the same piss schedule.
#Corporate #OverheardAtWork
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“Inflation has not been kind to numbers.” #overheardatwork
#mathsnotmathing #sayitaintso
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“Everyone’s an expert until there’s an inquest.”
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Overheard in the newsroom:
“Listen, I’ve had one karate lesson since we last saw each other. You could say I’m pretty dangerous.”
#NewsroomLife #WriterHumor #SoftAndSharp #OverheardAtWork #CozyChaos #CreativeLife
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Overheard gems at work.
“Do plants really know who their parents are?”
“I’m not caffeinated enough for this much yellow.”
“I want the peppers that melt my face off.”
Never a dull day at the greenhouse.
#overheardatwork #worknonsense
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“Have you ever used a nebulizer before? It’s like a fog machine for your face.” #overheardatwork
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"I have annoyed the boss and now he has given me work. I hate it here."
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"A horse is like a big hamster." #overheardatwork
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“Guys, these are either drones or spirits.”
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#overheardatwork “My favorite movie is Home for the Holidays with Iron Man.” 🤭
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Ariel: Enchantment’s coming back on January 6th.
Zach: January 6th?? That’ll be the second worst thing to happen that day!!
#SmallEntertainmentCompany #OverheardAtWork
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"Take his house to the hotel room?!? What kind of song is this guy singing?!"
"Sir, it's Old Town Road. But thanks for ruining it."
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Just heard my boss say "Play 'Christmas Cocktail Jazz Radio'" and I can't even be mad at that because it's so goddamn classy.
#overheardatwork #officelife
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"He's asset-rich, though, in't he? Down the gym, treating it like shit."
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"Wasn't gonna end well, the life he 'ad."
"He took an 'ammer to that bird's house. Smashed it up."
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"She inherited from 'im, a fair bit, then went to pieces. Blew a grand on a back tattoo."
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"Green is not a shape"
"I remember boogers and grass"
"I got a baby jesus before, and I didn't bite into it"
#quotesOutofContext
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#HalloweenCandy #JellyBeans #KingCake
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"The big rubber finger goes bloop" - #quotesOutofContext #OverheardAtWork
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"Me? No... But my sister is, so it's LIKE I'm pregnant." #overheardatwork #idontthinkitworksthatway
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"Nice chart!" #OverheardAtWork #CorporateLife
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"Can we not mention circumcision in a film hook, please?" #overheardatwork
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"where is Wayne Manor these days?" "oh, it's above Solaris" #overheardatwork
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Me to @Kcarag: "DO NOT EXPECT HIPSTERS TO EXPLAIN THEIR ART. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE." #ThereIsNoSpoon #OverheardAtWork
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"I went into KMart to buy a balance ball but got confused and bought candy instead" #overheardatwork
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South Indian for dirty talk! RT @lathasunadh: Your idlis are so white #overheardatwork
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#overheardatwork "Are you on Pininterest?" This from a digital media pro.
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Wasn't that a song in the 80's or something like that? Yo Diggity! #OverheardAtWork
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Lol babies are like soft shelled crabs. Delish #overheardatwork
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"Who's that guy that stinks?" "What? ... Oh, Richard Stallman." #overheardatwork
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Things you never want to hear you boss say to you: "You'll be the most regular you've ever been in your life." #o.O #overheardatwork
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