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Gabbing with the Ghosts sounds like the name of a paranormal podcast run by an LA girl and her emotional support twink*

*text I sent this morning after waking up and seeing what I missed in the group chat
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"Informative, accessible, and far from dry..."
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"You dont talk about your wife's penis at the wedding."

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"This has nothing to do with my nipples!!!"

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“The harpy proudly walks out the doors and a woman in a sharp business suit and enough sexual energy to power a small revolution walks in.”

#quotesoutofcontext #booksky

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Picture of replacement lapidary equipment, including hammer and chisels, rotary tool, safety googles, respirator, and diamond burrs.  After nearly a decade and a half without, it feels so good to get back into stone carving and gemstone carving!  And yes  - I know the wet saw is missing.... there was only so much room!

Picture of replacement lapidary equipment, including hammer and chisels, rotary tool, safety googles, respirator, and diamond burrs. After nearly a decade and a half without, it feels so good to get back into stone carving and gemstone carving! And yes - I know the wet saw is missing.... there was only so much room!

"People keep asking if I'm back, and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back."

After a decade and a half.... it's time to "rock" and roll baby! #lapidary #art #carving #johnwick #quotesoutofcontext

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The first dead man on Omaha Beach is alive.
#QuotesOutOfContext
#AmericanizationOfEmily

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Eternal sadness keeps knocking down the Hindu Gods #quotesoutofcontext

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screenshot of a text conversation. 

Person whose name is scribbled out in blue: 
The internet wants to teach me how to pronounce giblets 

me: this is an incredible #quoteoutofcontext

screenshot of a text conversation. Person whose name is scribbled out in blue: The internet wants to teach me how to pronounce giblets me: this is an incredible #quoteoutofcontext

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Anonymized quote box reading: "Is that a *damascus steel dinner knife*? Fuck me."

Anonymized quote box reading: "Is that a *damascus steel dinner knife*? Fuck me."

And that will hopefully also be the last ever recorded quote of Mr Assad #SorryNotSorry #QuotesOutOfContext #GadaffiMoments

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Gray long sleeve t-shirt with a picture of Thomas Canmer on the front with a quote below him reading, “we have been naughty” with Middle English spelling.

Gray long sleeve t-shirt with a picture of Thomas Canmer on the front with a quote below him reading, “we have been naughty” with Middle English spelling.

The best part about seminary is having friends who think it is a good idea to make custom, niche shirts like this and surprise our Anglican history prof by wearing them to dinner at her house to celebrate the end of the semester.
#episcopal #anglican #cranmer #history #seminary #quotesoutofcontext

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"Also, I can eat your skin if you don't want it." #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes

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"Ham cubes are slippery little guys" #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes

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"Green is not a shape"

"I remember boogers and grass"

"I got a baby jesus before, and I didn't bite into it"

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#OverheardAtWork

#HalloweenCandy #JellyBeans #KingCake

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"The big rubber finger goes bloop" - #quotesOutofContext #OverheardAtWork

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"By about 1600, however, it was no longer respectable to take the British history seriously."
--DA White, Litus Saxonicum

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"To call it a lake is a bit of a stretch" #quotesoutofcontext #mnleg #youmightbeinminnesotaif

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"It's better than a rubber biscuit!" — @aggiemom85 #quotesoutofcontext #nocontext

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"My bones are not ironic!" @BlakeMckenna #quotesoutofcontext

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"Suddenly, there's no such thing as gravity – or pants!" @joshuabeaton #slipperyslopefallacy #quotesoutofcontext

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"Don't take away my exciting fire toy!" @jennirhodes #quotesoutofcontext

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"What kind of grown man doesn't have his own cauldron!?" @joshuabeaton #quotesoutofcontext

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"My first act as Finance Exec: I'm cutting everyone's pay!" @michaeldmulcahy #Impactquotes #quotesoutofcontext

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"Jenna the Ice Crusher" @Aggie_Vi #quotesoutofcontext

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"...Uncle Josh is dead..." #kiddos #future #quotesoutofcontext @rpteas

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"Doesn't he laugh like a garden gnome frolicking?" #DanielleWormanquotes #quotesoutofcontext

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"I do think it's um pretty great (?)" #AEFquotes #quotesoutofcontext

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"Laying down is really easy!" #RandallSchlaudtquotes #quotesoutofcontext

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Only when they're naughty. RT @jteberhard " ok to spank other people" ~@GretaChristina #QuotesOutOfContext #WorksForCreationists #skeptech

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"Who needs coffee when you have intestines?" @JeffreyReuter #JeffreyReuterquotes #quotesoutofcontext #bloodygorymess #askbeforeyouassume

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