Gabbing with the Ghosts sounds like the name of a paranormal podcast run by an LA girl and her emotional support twink*
*text I sent this morning after waking up and seeing what I missed in the group chat
#textsisent #quotesoutofcontext
"Informative, accessible, and far from dry..."
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#QuotesOutOfContext
"You dont talk about your wife's penis at the wedding."
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"This has nothing to do with my nipples!!!"
“The harpy proudly walks out the doors and a woman in a sharp business suit and enough sexual energy to power a small revolution walks in.”
#quotesoutofcontext #booksky
Picture of replacement lapidary equipment, including hammer and chisels, rotary tool, safety googles, respirator, and diamond burrs. After nearly a decade and a half without, it feels so good to get back into stone carving and gemstone carving! And yes - I know the wet saw is missing.... there was only so much room!
"People keep asking if I'm back, and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinking I'm back."
After a decade and a half.... it's time to "rock" and roll baby! #lapidary #art #carving #johnwick #quotesoutofcontext
The first dead man on Omaha Beach is alive.
#QuotesOutOfContext
#AmericanizationOfEmily
Eternal sadness keeps knocking down the Hindu Gods #quotesoutofcontext
screenshot of a text conversation. Person whose name is scribbled out in blue: The internet wants to teach me how to pronounce giblets me: this is an incredible #quoteoutofcontext
Anonymized quote box reading: "Is that a *damascus steel dinner knife*? Fuck me."
And that will hopefully also be the last ever recorded quote of Mr Assad #SorryNotSorry #QuotesOutOfContext #GadaffiMoments
Gray long sleeve t-shirt with a picture of Thomas Canmer on the front with a quote below him reading, “we have been naughty” with Middle English spelling.
The best part about seminary is having friends who think it is a good idea to make custom, niche shirts like this and surprise our Anglican history prof by wearing them to dinner at her house to celebrate the end of the semester.
#episcopal #anglican #cranmer #history #seminary #quotesoutofcontext
"Also, I can eat your skin if you don't want it." #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes
"Ham cubes are slippery little guys" #quotesoutofcontext #kidquotes
"Green is not a shape"
"I remember boogers and grass"
"I got a baby jesus before, and I didn't bite into it"
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#OverheardAtWork
#HalloweenCandy #JellyBeans #KingCake
"The big rubber finger goes bloop" - #quotesOutofContext #OverheardAtWork
"By about 1600, however, it was no longer respectable to take the British history seriously."
--DA White, Litus Saxonicum
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"To call it a lake is a bit of a stretch" #quotesoutofcontext #mnleg #youmightbeinminnesotaif
"It's better than a rubber biscuit!" — @aggiemom85 #quotesoutofcontext #nocontext
"My bones are not ironic!" @BlakeMckenna #quotesoutofcontext
"Suddenly, there's no such thing as gravity – or pants!" @joshuabeaton #slipperyslopefallacy #quotesoutofcontext
"Don't take away my exciting fire toy!" @jennirhodes #quotesoutofcontext
"What kind of grown man doesn't have his own cauldron!?" @joshuabeaton #quotesoutofcontext
"My first act as Finance Exec: I'm cutting everyone's pay!" @michaeldmulcahy #Impactquotes #quotesoutofcontext
"Jenna the Ice Crusher" @Aggie_Vi #quotesoutofcontext
"...Uncle Josh is dead..." #kiddos #future #quotesoutofcontext @rpteas
"Doesn't he laugh like a garden gnome frolicking?" #DanielleWormanquotes #quotesoutofcontext
"I do think it's um pretty great (?)" #AEFquotes #quotesoutofcontext
"Laying down is really easy!" #RandallSchlaudtquotes #quotesoutofcontext
Only when they're naughty. RT @jteberhard " ok to spank other people" ~@GretaChristina #QuotesOutOfContext #WorksForCreationists #skeptech
"Who needs coffee when you have intestines?" @JeffreyReuter #JeffreyReuterquotes #quotesoutofcontext #bloodygorymess #askbeforeyouassume