Just heard two bros joke about being on the same piss schedule.
#Corporate #OverheardAtWork
“Inflation has not been kind to numbers.” #overheardatwork
#mathsnotmathing #sayitaintso
“Everyone’s an expert until there’s an inquest.”
#overheardatwork
Overheard in the newsroom:
“Listen, I’ve had one karate lesson since we last saw each other. You could say I’m pretty dangerous.”
#NewsroomLife #WriterHumor #SoftAndSharp #OverheardAtWork #CozyChaos #CreativeLife
Overheard gems at work.
“Do plants really know who their parents are?”
“I’m not caffeinated enough for this much yellow.”
“I want the peppers that melt my face off.”
Never a dull day at the greenhouse.
#overheardatwork #worknonsense
“Have you ever used a nebulizer before? It’s like a fog machine for your face.” #overheardatwork
"I have annoyed the boss and now he has given me work. I hate it here."
#Overheardatwork
"A horse is like a big hamster." #overheardatwork
“Guys, these are either drones or spirits.”
#overheardatwork
#overheardatwork “My favorite movie is Home for the Holidays with Iron Man.” 🤭
Ariel: Enchantment’s coming back on January 6th.
Zach: January 6th?? That’ll be the second worst thing to happen that day!!
#SmallEntertainmentCompany #OverheardAtWork
"Take his house to the hotel room?!? What kind of song is this guy singing?!"
"Sir, it's Old Town Road. But thanks for ruining it."
#Overheardatwork
Just heard my boss say "Play 'Christmas Cocktail Jazz Radio'" and I can't even be mad at that because it's so goddamn classy.
#overheardatwork #officelife
"He's asset-rich, though, in't he? Down the gym, treating it like shit."
#OverheardAtWork
"Wasn't gonna end well, the life he 'ad."
"He took an 'ammer to that bird's house. Smashed it up."
#OverheardAtWork
"She inherited from 'im, a fair bit, then went to pieces. Blew a grand on a back tattoo."
#OverheardAtWork
"Green is not a shape"
"I remember boogers and grass"
"I got a baby jesus before, and I didn't bite into it"
#quotesOutofContext
#OverheardAtWork
#HalloweenCandy #JellyBeans #KingCake
"The big rubber finger goes bloop" - #quotesOutofContext #OverheardAtWork
"Me? No... But my sister is, so it's LIKE I'm pregnant." #overheardatwork #idontthinkitworksthatway
"Nice chart!" #OverheardAtWork #CorporateLife
"Can we not mention circumcision in a film hook, please?" #overheardatwork
"where is Wayne Manor these days?" "oh, it's above Solaris" #overheardatwork
Me to @Kcarag: "DO NOT EXPECT HIPSTERS TO EXPLAIN THEIR ART. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE." #ThereIsNoSpoon #OverheardAtWork
"I went into KMart to buy a balance ball but got confused and bought candy instead" #overheardatwork
South Indian for dirty talk! RT @lathasunadh: Your idlis are so white #overheardatwork
#overheardatwork "Are you on Pininterest?" This from a digital media pro.
Wasn't that a song in the 80's or something like that? Yo Diggity! #OverheardAtWork
Lol babies are like soft shelled crabs. Delish #overheardatwork
"Who's that guy that stinks?" "What? ... Oh, Richard Stallman." #overheardatwork
Things you never want to hear you boss say to you: "You'll be the most regular you've ever been in your life." #o.O #overheardatwork