2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
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January 26, 2026 at 10:02AM
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Crash! Boom! Another pun!
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This started as a doodle...and of course it went too far lol.
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If you take an aspirin before c0mmitin9 cr1mes, does that make the cr1mes...
...prem3dicated?
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