I mean, there is that one thing but that brings us back to #TolkienPorn.
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Tirion upon Túna
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The Riders of Rohan....
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The Black Riders
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I don't even need to change that one for it to work.
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The Gape of Rohan
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“It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.”
"Again she fled, but swift he came."
"Come not between the Nazgûl and his prey!"
"Pippin glanced in some wonder at the face now close beside his own, for the sound of that laugh had been gay and merry."
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That hair she gave Sam didn't come from her head.
You know they hooked up and that was a remembrance.
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Tom Bombadildo
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Speak friend, and enter.
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Ass to Mouth and Back Again
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"Open! In the name of Mordor!"
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Nasty, Dirty, Wet Hole #TolkienPorn
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Toss me.
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Wormtongued
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The greatest evil intelligence in Middle Earth:
Mind Goblin.
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“I’m NOT here to ROB you!
I’m here to pound you”
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Smeagle, fiddling with straps:
“It burns us. It freezes us. Take it off us.”
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What about side by side with a friend?
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Dwarves who delve too greedily and too deep.
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Ass-to-Mouth of Sauron.
(Apologies to Mr. Tolkien)
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Frodo Teabaggins
Porkin’ Orcs
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Analindalë
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Is this a good time to republish one of the best things I have ever written?
Why yes! Yes it is! #TolkienPorn
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One girl, Two Towers.
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Peg-a-lass? #TolkienPorn
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Did I just share this entire thread with my wife (and cackled with her the whole time)?
This is …. precioussssss #TolkienPorn
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The Brown-eye of Sauron #TolkienPorn
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