Hey #alxskeets where can I donate a few pairs of eyeglasses?

Yard sign reading “Let’s Build a Safe Braddock Road.” Subtitle: “The City’s Plan Benefits Everyone.” Three icons below: a walking figure labeled “Safer Crosswalks,” a pedestrian crossing sign labeled “Calmer Traffic,” and a bicycle labeled “Protected Lanes.” Footer in dark navy: “Tell City Council that We Want a Neighborhood Street, Not a Highway.” A QR code placeholder appears in the bottom right.

Advocacy flier with a red header reading “Braddock Road Is Not Safe.” Two facts below: “The Federal Highway Administration classifies Braddock Rd as an Unsafe Design” and “The City of Alexandria has designated it a High Injury Network.” A teal banner reads “The City Has a Plan to Fix It,” followed by “A Better Braddock Benefits Everyone” and three benefit columns: Safer Crosswalks (“Shortens the distance kids and seniors have to walk across intersections”), Calmer Traffic (“Visually narrowing the road is a proven way to force drivers to actually drive 25 MPH”), and Protected Lanes (“Separates bikes from cars, providing a safe route to school, Metro, and Old Town”). Dark footer with a QR code: “Tell City Council that We Want a Neighborhood Street, Not a Highway.” Green footer: “Let’s Build a Safe Braddock Road.“​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

I took a crack at a flyer and yard sign for the Braddock Rd improvement campaign. I’d love feedback. Is there anyone in #AlxSkeets with an eye for graphic design or marketing?

That’s just the madness talking. I believe my exact words were “Join #ALXSkeets, it’ll take over your life.”

OOH, as several folks reply, yes, cutting off "access to civic life" is pretty much the entire point of the US prison system…

…OTOH, it's also a major reason why the US prison system is such an abject failure…

…OTOOH somehow I don't see her watching a 6h city mtg on a Monday night, eh #ALXskeets…?

Hey #ALXSkeets people, this is for us.

@westofrome.bsky.social or @beckyhammer.bsky.social any idea on how many folks are in #ALXSkeets?

Love when a skeet breaks through the #ALXSkeets bubble and someone responds that they don’t have context and I’m like, where do I begin…

How soon before #ALXSkeets has a group marching in all Alexandria parades? Good marketing effort.

Hi @westofrome.bsky.social can we add lifelong Alx resident @cygezunt.bsky.social to #ALXSkeets?

I see that #ALXskeets was not a fan of this joke 🤣

I made Asian bbq salmon for thr super-bowl (go Seahawks). The glaze has rye whisky, teriyaki, tomato paste, garlic, brown sugar, rice wine vinegar, and gotuchang. #alxskeets

#ALXSkeets

Any Del Ray #ALXSkeets peeps going to Tim L's event tonight by their own means have room for a tall, but amiable passenger? DM me?

You win! Requesting permission to enter @beckyhammer.bsky.social‘s sovereign territory. #alxskeets

Map of streets around Lost Dog Cafe with DASH bus lines 30,31 marked at nearby corners, as well as P for parking accessed off of Madison St near corner of N. Henry St.

Did you know we have covered off street parking with 2hrs free? Come warm up with a bowl of Chicken Corn Chowder and your favorite beverage. Garage accessed via ramp near intersection of Madison and N Henry Streets. #alxskeets

hell yeah #alxskeets

#alxskeets We are open 11-8pm today 1/27. Full Menu available. No Delivery. Trivia has been cancelled for tonight.

#ALXskeets

Looking for consensus from #Alxskeets and Arlington folks that Ma-ttocks is pronounced best in the Borat voice

Herbert St. in Alexandria, VA is becoming a struggle for cars. Helped a second person who got stuck approaching Mt. Vernon Ave. Please find alternate routes. Any help we could get from @alexandriavagov.bsky.social would be great! #AlxSkeets

Hey #Alxskeets We will be open today. 11ish until 🤷‍♂️ Our Bakery is not delivering bread so we will likely be operating on Full Beverage Menu and a limited Food menu. Follow for additional updates.

A weather map showing the required number of beers based on snow fall ranging from 18-24 where mostly snow. 24-36 where mixed. And 36-48 where more ice is anticipated.

Snow is cool. Ice is not. Please make sure you are prepared. #dcbeer #vabeer #alxskeets

Arlington street toughs please wear your red sashes and pork pie caps to the rumble with #alxskeets this Saturday

Sounds like a field trip for #ALXSkeets

Today is December 1. If you forgot to purchase a beer advent calendar you can come buy a case of beer and we will hand number the tops with a sharpie. #alxskeets #alcbeercember #procrastiNATION

#alxskeets Anyone know a non-Starbucks place to get a pup cup? It’s Pepper’s third birthday but we won’t cross picket lines.

Sticker stating Bring Integrity Back to Alexandria (BIBA) Banned: Brought zero integrity to Alexandria

Guilty as charged, made it about 26 hours before being banned! @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social thank you, this is great! #alxskeets #alx #bibabanned

@westofrome.bsky.social Can you add @alexandriabrief.com to #ALXSkeets? Thank you. Also, thanks for this service. I love and appreciate the feed.

Hey #alxskeets - we have an extra ticket for Steve Winwood and Benmont Tench at Wolf Trap on Saturday 9/20 if anyone’s interested

There appears to be some sort of clear liquid falling from the sky - what's going on?!?! #ALXSkeets