Opened the front door to grab the mail and found the house key in the outside lock right where I left it yesterday.
Sheesh. #AbsentMinded
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#absentminded, but, they have to be #aggressive and call it #dementia or #Alzheimer's..
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I was searching for my pockets and couldn't find them. Then I realized I had my shorts on inside out all day. 😂
#AbsentMinded
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The lights are on but there's no one home...
#AbsentMinded
#CongressionalIdiocracy
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I watered my hydrangeas for about three hours. That probably counts as "deep watering." 😂
#Gardening #AbsentMinded 🌱
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I forgot to put on a belt this morning before coming to work. #absentminded
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We've never owned a washer that has a loud buzzer at the end of a cycle. Does such an animal exist?
#absentminded #anxious #clothing #cycle #damp #forgetfulness #fresh #Huntingtonsdisease #interruption #laundry #memoryloss #neglect #refresh #soiled #worry
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The picture is a still from an animated movie. The picture shows a penguin from about "waist high", smiling and looking off into the distance. Overlaid is a transparent but larger picture of the same penguin, looking something like a floating ghost, possibly representing the penguin's thoughts. The title reads, "When my brain goes off on a little adventure instead of attending the conversation I'm having".
Been there.
#thoughts #drifting #absentminded #funny #penguins
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One of those mornings when you're wondering why the gate at the train station won't open, until the lovely attendant gently mentions you are tapping a work access card not a myki...
#absentMinded #dayWithAY
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#Vulnerable members can't always stay on top of time-sensitive #life essentials. #PalUpNow! Reminders⏰ enables our Ride Pals and Flight Pals to schedule #SMS #alerts that serve as private gentle nudges.
#mentalhealth🌸 #anxiety #forgetful #absentminded #students #elderlies
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Oblivious: (adj) not aware of or not concerned about what is happening around one. #funnyvideo #work #absentminded
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#Vulnerable members can't always stay on top of time-sensitive #life essentials. #PalUpNow! Reminders⏰ enables our Ride Pals and Flight Pals to schedule #SMS #alerts that serve as private gentle nudges.
#mentalhealth🌸 #anxiety #forgetful #absentminded #students #elderlies
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A couple days ago while uncluttering, I found half a curtain rod. No other half. Today I found the other half, and can't find the 1st. So, I hunt around for somewhere to stash it. Lo, and behold! There's the 1st half in the spot I picked. I may be #AbsentMinded, but at least I'm consistent.
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Well, he must have a buddy who hides my cell phone because I am forever looking for that thing. #wheresmy phone #whydidIcomeinhere #absentminded
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I feel like I'm growing both biceps and boobs, and I wonder if I caused it #AbsentMinded #adhd
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Do you ever have one of those days when you forget how to take a shower?
#AbsentMinded
#BrainFart
#Dissociation
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TFW you get a hold notice from a venue your forgot you submitted a story to and then have to do a search in the Grinder because you switched its status to "Never Responded" months ago. Oops.
#writer #writerslife #absentminded #author
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Home Assistant Notification: ✅
Neighbor's bins out: ✅
My action: Left for work without putting trash out #AbsentMinded
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Have you ever had a great idea for a post late at night, and think I'll post that tomorrow. Then tomorrow comes and you know you had the idea but can't remember what it is? That's me today.... #absentminded #gothgirl #contentcreatorbrain
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Sometimes you open the door to the refrigerator and then forget what you wanted. #Absentminded #BarryTheBlueMonster #puppet #advice
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Did I just have lunch an hour early because I forgot to set my non-online clocks?
I totes did.
#WFH #AbsentMinded
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I remember playing Xenoblade Chronicles on nintnedo 3DS like 8 years ago and some girl asked if it was Kingdom hearts. I couldn’t talk shit at the time because even I didn’t know what I was playing.
#Nintendo3DS #Videogames #absentminded
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Someone must have cursed my cup to always be empty. Because the damn thing feels like it never has any water in it when I go to drink. #Absentminded #MildHumor #Joke
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When you click the button t'make a post, and immediately ferget what you were gunna post about....
>.>
#Absentminded
#BrainMadeOfSwissCheese
#GetOffMyLawn
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Tomorrow, Nocturne. Next night, Argo. What did I plan for tonight? #absentminded #forgetmyownheadnext
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Left my 15 items long todo list at home on a piece of paper when I had a smart phone. Not very smart now, is it? #absentminded
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Oh hey, this would be a really good time to plug in my phone. Especially since the battery died four hours ago. #absentminded
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Son of a bitch if didn't lose my fifth pair of ear buds in 8 weeks. #AbsentMinded
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So tired I just walked out of my hotel with the tv remote in my hand. #AbsentMinded
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