Bundesratssitzung, irgendwer aus Bayern redet was von mehr deutschen Tugenden und wirft mit weiteren Plattitüden zum 13. Gesetz zur Änderung des Zweiten Buches Sozialgesetzbuch und anderer Gesetze.

Die Rede stammt wohl aus dem Best-Of-Satzbaukasten von Grok.

#Buzzwords

I swear no one in the #TRUMP cabinet / #regime / #MAGA can say a single thing w/o attacking #liberals / #dems and also #spin all issues on them.

It's a weak #psychologic tactic: using #buzzwords; repeating a concept, attack, mentality, #propoganda... Flooding #news & #newsmedia w/ THEIR MSG / BS

Why We Need AI Everywhere

Why We Need AI Everywhere

#Ai #management #Techculture #Workplacehumor #Buzzwords

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Time To Bullshit HR People To Gain New Job

Time To Bullshit HR People To Gain New Job

#Resume #Jobsearch #interview #Buzzwords #unix

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#Pseudoscience #Buzzwords #Fake #Gurus use to #con #you

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By The End Of My LinkedIn

By The End Of My LinkedIn

#linkedin #Ai #Buzzwords #Legacycode #debugging

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The full Browned Butter Babe spiel
'We're not a bakery, we're a tech company!'
Also check out Daniel Chung and his District Attorney campaign Chung for Change if you live in Santa Clara County
#buzzwords #pitch #humor #tech #siliconvalley

Day 33 - Expectations

𝘈 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴. 

#artsky #indiedev #solodev #gamedev #Blender3d #3dmodeling #365piece #conceptart #cinematic #buzzwords

Study: "Reaching out" Tops the List of Most Overused Email Buzzwords ZeroBounce analyzed more than one million real work emails to uncover the most common email clichés....

Study: "Reaching out" Tops the List of Most Overused Email #Buzzwords
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<In my world, "Hope this email finds you well" is no. 1 overused phrase. Can we please get rid of it?>
#langsky

Axial GT: "CES 2026: Please Clap for the AI" | #Gaming #GamingIndustry #GamingNews #New #GenAI #CES #ConsumerElectronicsShow #CorporateTechShow #CorporateElectronicsExpo #Buzzwords #BigTech #InvestorFocused
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People on LinkedIn are inventing nonsense business idioms, and they're too good not to use It seems that the higher up you ascend in your career, the more you grow to love a good business catchphrase, buzzword, or idiom. Working in an office will have you saying things like "let's kick this off," "let's circle back on this," and "let's not boil the ocean here" in no time. Idioms, while they can get annoying when overused (especially in the workplace), do serve a helpful purpose. They're a sort of fun shorthand, conveying a lot of meaning in a few words. While idioms act as analogies or metaphors that give more context to a situation, they also come with a lot of history: when you hear one, you remember all the times you've heard it before or even used it yourself. It instantly contextualizes what's going on and quickly helps us understand what someone may be communicating. ****However, run-of-the-mill workplace idioms have gotten a little stale, to the point that many of them have become meaningless cliches. We could all use some new ones, and luckily, folks on social media are chiming in with some ridiculous creations of their own.**** It all started when an X user named Tomie shared what would go on to become a hugely viral post: "I've started saying nonsense phrases at work like 'that's neither cheese nor cheddar' just to see my coworkers nod seriously like they understand." > — (@) Tomie added in another post, "Like woah there, pause the pineapples." ****The post received nearly 2 million views and hundreds of comments on X. Soon, it made its way to the professional crowd on LinkedIn, where people began building on Tomie's original suggestions.**** Daniel Berk added a few of his own: "Let's not microwave the lasagna on this one." "We might be polishing the doorknob instead of opening the door." "This feels like we're alphabetizing water." "Let's not put racing stripes on a parked car." "That's a lot of garnish for no entrée." "We're measuring the shadow, not the object." Noah Latner chimed in with: "Let's not settle in before we buy the house." "That lollipop isn't worth the lick." "You've got to put the patty on the grill before it sizzles." "This banana's got no peel to it." "Don't juice a pickle and tell me it's matcha." Sally Thomas writes, "One of my finest achievements was in a previous company where the manager was full of buzzwords. I got him to adopt 'It depends how you fold your napkin' as a favourite saying." Jennifer Connelly suggested: "Let's sauce these nugs later!" Cameron Gibbons said, "I'm not sure where it started, but one exec at Google said 'let's double click into that' and it spread like wildfire through the org." "That banana's got no peel to it." Giphy Liora Kern cooked up a few idioms that paid homage to different languages and cultures: "Dutch version: 1. That's a lot of hagelslag on a very thin slice of bread. 2. It's a three bicycles beat one car type of thing. Belgian version: 1. We're agreeing on the fries because agreeing on the sauces is harder. 2. We're arguing over the glass instead of the beer." "We’re arguing over the glass instead of the beer." Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash ****Here are a few more from the creative minds on X:**** "The last nail is the rustiest one." "Two claps and the goat's up the hill" "Let's toss this idea into the piranha bin." "I'm pulling the porcupine here." "This is all bags and boxes." "The proof is in the parmesan." "There's a rock behind every bush." "There's more to being a dog than sleeping under the porch." ****The funniest part about these made-up, nonsense idioms is that they kind of make sense.**** Some of the idioms brainstormed by random commenters are variations of existing catchphrases, or combinations of multiple different ones ("It's not exactly rocket surgery."). But many are complete gibberish, and yet our brains still seek out and manage to find some semblance of meaning in them. YouTube English teacher Aly says that "corporate English" is like its own language. Speaking the secret code with confidence, and pretending to understand it even when you don't, are key to success. In fact, one recent study found that more than half of employees regularly "pretend" to be working. So if you've ever felt self-conscious because you were in over your head at work or didn't know what the higher-ups were talking about, rest assured there's a good chance they were faking it, too. - YouTube www.youtube.com One commenter on Tomie's original post summed it up perfectly: "Office culture accepts nonsense when said confidently and calmly." Another added, "The only way to survive corporate America is to understand its 90% make believe." Delivering a totally made-up, nonsense business idiom with full confidence is one sure way to make people perk up and take notice of how brilliant you are.

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Corporate Buzzwords Decoded: Adult Baby Talk for Suits

#corporatelife #buzzwords #standup #workhumor #officelife #business #comedy #corporate #jargon

Quick listen 🎧 short audio 👇
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#buzzwords #vergessen

From “woke” to “traumatic”: How useful terms become empty buzzwords When a word comes to mean everything, it means nothing.

#woke #traumatic #empty #buzzwords 🗣️🙄
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Wenn ich so zurückdenke, so rund sechs bis sieben Jahre: Kann es sein, dass der Trigger-Wahn und das Beschlagworten jeder Genre-Metastase mit der breiten Akzeptanz des #selfpublishing hochkam? Um mangelnde, literarische Qualität durch #Protzcover und #Buzzwords zu ersetzen?

#booksky #autorenleben

Today's #JCON Content Boards Spotlight: Matthias Gutheil (itemis)

Matthias trims #buzzwords and seeks #clear #architecture stories. He therefore asks the question that matters and backs talks that explain both the why and the how.

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Okay... Wieder nur #Buzzwords... Wozu das Interview? Dazu reicht das Wahlprogramm. Das muss man sich nicht teuer von einer Ministerin vorlesen lassen. 🤷

"Oh ich bin politisch interessiert und durchweg informiert! Ich lese die Bild und Welt!"
Sprach Pawlows Hund und fing an zu sabbern als die Glocke läutet.
#Buzzwords

The Ordinary cria tabela periódica com 49 buzzwords mentirosas da indústria de beleza A marca The Ordinary lançou “The Periodic Fable”, paródia da Tabela Periódica que troca elementos químicos reais por 49 das palavras mais usadas e abusadas da indústria de beleza. Cada “elemento” representa termo sem ciência tipo “magic”, “luxury” ou “scar-eliminating”. Campanha criada pela Uncommon Creative Studio inclui filme distópico dirigido por Olivia De Camps (via ... Leia The Ordinary cria tabela periódica com 49 buzzwords mentirosas da indústria de beleza na íntegra no B9. Related posts: * Inspirada em Jane Eyre, British Airways cria vídeo de segurança “de época” * ChatGPT ganha campanha global para mostrar que já faz parte do seu dia * Dove pede para sociedade parar de chamar meninas de bonitas

Se você não viu: The Ordinary cria tabela periódica com 49 buzzwords mentirosas da indústria de beleza #TheOrdinary #TabelaPeriódica #Buzzwords #IndústriaDeBeleza

#Hashtags werden #abgelöst von #Headtags - das sind kleine #Worteinblendungen, entweder für #Buzzwords aus dem Bereich #Politics oder #Productplacement / #CorporateBrand die direkt in die #Netzhaut eingebrannt werden, da hilft nicht mal #Blinzeln - dafür sorgt der verpflichtende #NeuroChip

Buzz worthy 🌻🐝
#whatsthebuzz #buzzwords #bees #sunflowers #buzz #bloomscrolling #beesknees #buzzworthy #catchingabuzz

Was so alles in einem #Interview möglich ist, wenn man sich nicht auf die schiere Aneinanderreihung von #Buzzwords reduziert. Sehr #lesenwert.

Tired of hearing hotel industry buzzwords you don't understand? Test your knowledge with our fun, satirical quiz and find out if you're a true insider or just a rookie!

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#HotelIndustry #Hospitality #HotelLife #Quiz #Buzzwords

That's #BuzzWords to make sure to perk up any remaining Supporters (Cult) Entertainment #TheSkysFallingAndAllsReevedUp M.O..Ignore 3DTROLLS educate selves here to frenzy and throw US 🌎🇺🇸💫👏 off our game, focus 💡🗽💯🧠 by now, many #EnlightedSeesBSAndCalling #Resist #ConstitutionSavesUS Our Laws!! History

Good news, Borblozz has been picked up for a full season thanks to your support{} #streaming #borblozz #ai #creature #family #sitcom #creativecommons #comingofage #bromance #buzzwords #netflix #hulu #chatgpt #childactors #ethics #nickelodeon #family

#BillBurr isn’t pulling any punches when it comes to #BenShapiro ’s phony outrage over “woke.” Burr dismantles Shapiro’s grift, exposing how the right-wing commentator profits off #fear, #culturewars, and #buzzwords he doesn’t even understand. #BrettErlich breaks it down
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Top 20 AI Buzzwords - Explained with Analogies I’ve been attending a lot of meetups lately, and one pattern keeps coming up, people talking to me about AI buzzwords. Some even asked if…

Top 20 AI Buzzwords - Explained with Analogies I’ve been attending a lot of meetups lately, and one pattern keeps coming up, people talking to me about AI buzzwords. Some even asked if… Continu...

#buzzwords #llm #machine-learning #ai

Origin | Interest | Match

Bludgeoned Buzzwords: Thought Leadership Welcome to “Bludgeoned Buzzwords,” a rollicking series where we dive headfirst into the swirling cesspool of most cringeworthy, overused…

"It's less about leading thoughts and more about leading egos, usually their own."

#InformationTechnology #SoftwareDevelopment #ThoughtLeadership #OrganizationCulture #Buzzwords