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You know you're middle aged when hoovering with a really good hoover brings you joy.
#middleaged #toocoolforschool
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TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WANTING ANOTHER CUP OF TEA.
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HDM-WHY IS THIS HAPPENING???!!!
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Her: "You were #distracted by that big D."
Me: "Happens to the best of us. [Gay friend] would be so proud."
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The reviews are in...
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I wish I could retire six times...
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It shifts to the right an extra millimetre each year...
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Stick it the man...
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Got a bit confused...
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The struggle is real...
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"I've gotta hold on, gotta hold on tight
Get middle age kicks and an early night"
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New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.
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New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.
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I have! They're so good. And Mint Aero! My wife loves Jammy Dodgers and Hobnobs, too. All the English stuff rules.
Trader Joe's orange scones are fantastic, better than Panera's! And I got some fish nuggets that made great sandwiches! Sad but I get excited about going there now... #middleaged
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After years of back pain and months of on and off aches in my left hip, today my right hip is completely (and I mean completely) fucked. :-/ #MiddleAged
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40s look like my #nipples being visible at all times. More #ANR or AN regulars, please.
#pleasuredomme #sensual #breastworship #tits #spicy #spicysky #topless #erotic #eroticart #datechicago #gfe #fmty #caged #goodboy #mistress #middleaged #cougar #glamour
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“In #countries with stronger #family benefits, #MiddleAged adults reported lower levels of loneliness and smaller increases in #loneliness over time. In the #UnitedStates, loneliness increased steadily across successive generations.”: buff.ly/SpNsIuO
via sciencedaily
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“Starting around age 40, u begin losing about 1% of your #muscle mass every year & the rate increases in your 50s. This loss of muscle, called #sarcopenia, directly impacts your #strength, #balance, #metabolism & independence.”: buff.ly/MskX79x
from Stanford
#MiddleAged #fitness
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I have a very important question. I don’t want to be swayed by the fact it’s actually not raining and the sun has been peeking through.
Should I dead head my hydrangeas now, or leave it another couple of weeks to make sure we don’t get any hard frosts? 🤔
#gardeninggay #middleaged #hydrangeas
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I'm so old, this overheard dialogue in my local pub a moment ago made me smile quietly.
"Can I order some food?"
"You certainly MAY", the barman replied. #pedantic #middleaged #language
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