🤒 I'm so sick of the letter N…
Always being the center of attention.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
The Hofämterspiel (Courtly Household Cards) is one of the earliest intact packs of playing cards. The Nerryn is a female court "Fool", she is illustrated in yellow robes, a white headscarf, and no shoes. Caption reads: Play by your own fools
Play by your own fools
Artist Unknown, The Fool from the Hofämterspiel, 1455-1457, Kunsthistorisches Museum Vienna #arthistory #puns
If you like a Irish man Wandering around #Ireland with his cute #Labrador making #puns. Have I got the video for you!
youtube.com/shorts/LxfDP...
⌨️ I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a big barcode…
. I said "are you two an item?"
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
April ##Promosky!
Level 39 gamer, leveling to 40 this month, always looking for new friends to engage with.
Interests include:
#Anime
#Chronotrigger
#Equality
#FinalFantasy
#KBBQ
#KingdomHearts
#Metroid
#MTG
#Overwatch
#PathofExile
#Puns
#Retro
#Warcraft
Let's play #AprilFoolsNews on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
#SorryCharlieDay
Sorry Charlie You're Off Tuna...
#starkist #puns #AprilFoolsDay #webcomics #ocean
🍼 I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm…
Must work well with udders.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
seven seeds now sown
seven songs into the world
seed signal is now alive
#haiku4u #metaphor #beginnings #yes_we_will #yes_we_did #puns
🖖
Did you hear about the new company making cute houses for horses?
It's a pretty stable business.
#dadjokes #yqr #jokes #puns
#humorsky #humor #funny #doglovers #dogjokes #funnydogs #puns #funnypuns #writingcommunity #readingcommunity #dogs
A criminal line-up with four candy Peeps and a real baby chicken. The thought balloon over the chick reads, "Oh, this is bullshit..."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How do you know where the Easter Bunny hides his treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour […]
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Comic with an Easter Bunny wearing teenage fashion and low-hanging pants. He is in a store looking at a display of Peeps candy. The Easter Bunny is looking at the display and says, "Yo." Meme text reads: "The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout-out to his Peeps."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns […]
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Photo of a hand holding a bag of plastic green Easter grass. Meme text reads, "Don't ever buy grass from the Easter Bunny."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Easter […]
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Meme with two images of a happy Pillsbury Doughboy. The left Doughboy is white and puffy, exclaiming "He is risen!" Under that doughboy, the text says "Happy Easter!" On the right, a Pillsbury Doughboy is brown and speckled like unleavened bread. His text says, "He is not!" Under that doughboy, the text reads, "Happy Passover!" Meme credit: MrDavid.com
Bonus #Jokes for #Passover
Q: What army base is off limits on Passover?
A: Fort Leavenworth
Q: Did you hear about the gefilte fish that went deaf?
A: He had to buy a herring-aid.
Q: How does Moses make beer?
A: Hebrews it!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday […]
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(4/4?) “Time” To “Spin” Up 3rd (Happily?)Single Song From Upcoming 2nd Music Album - IMRAN®
See blog.imran.com for new song info.
© 2026 IMRAN®
#IMRAN #creativity #writing #music #wordplay #humor #puns
🚜🥰🤦♂️ #LawnMower #Love #Puns 🤦♂️🥰🚜
🎩 People really shouldn't have kids after 20…
That’s just way too many!
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
⛏️ The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom was the one that truly swept the nation…
That said, it was the invention of the wheel that really got things rolling.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan
Did you get an invite from the King to the Royal charity fundraiser?
Yes
Handwritten?
Yes
In the King's pen with the royal seal?
No, on table 3 with the Duke of Norfolk
#jokes #puns #funnypuns
🏦🤦♂️ #CreditUnion #Qualified #Puns 🤦♂️🏦
Late 19th century portrait of Elsa Lindberg, an authoress. She turned to her right, her gaze directed slightly away from the viewer. Lindberg has light brown, curly hair, fair skin, and is wearing a dark collared jacket or coat over a white high-necked garment. She smiles gently, as if she is holding back a secret. Her right hand rests on what appears to be a red book. Caption reads: Out of your harem
Out of your harem
Albert Edelfelt, Portrait of writer Elsa Lindberg, 1898, institution Finnish National Gallery #arthistory #puns
It's A Cat-valanche On #foldinglaundryday
😼🧺🧦
#puns #cathumor #catcomic #catjokes #catproblems #foldingclothes #neverendingstory
🎵 I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance…
Unfortunately, she blew it.
#humor #puns #jokes #momjokes #humour #dadjokes #groan