Stock image of beef stew with carrots, potatoes, peas, green garnish, and a deep red broth.
Disco Stu from the Simpsons, a frizzy haired Afro dude with tiny shades and some exposed chest hair
4 beats, boiled and trimmed, on a plate
Monday #PunDay! Let's play.
Name an ingredient in "Disco Stew".
I'll start: 4 Beats, on the floor. 🥁
"How do you make Budweiser? Send him to school." #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
"What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf." -- #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
Happy #Punday, Here are the #PokemonWindsWaves Starter Puns. Browtible is a Pun of Spoutible and Browt, Cinnapombon is a Pun of Cinnabon and Pombon, and Geiqua is a Pun of Geico and Gecqua.
Glad I caught the #pun off at #Leicester #Comedy . It’s national #Punday
Ah, but there's no future in history. 😁 #Punday
I would explain the complex rules of French etiquette to you, but quite frankly, I’m just tutoyer-d.
#Punday
#PardonMyFrench
#Franglais
#NapTime
#WordOfTheDay
"I got a new pen that can write under water. It can write other words too." -- #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
I was going to change my name to "Attention" but no one pays Attention...
#Attention #name #change #punday
"My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward." #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
A healthcare company promoting active lifestyles sent me an email asking "what makes you move?"
Very sad my first thought was "laxatives"
#punday #everyday #pleasedontblockme
#movement
Why is a physics book always unhappy? Because it always has lots of problems. #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
My brother-in-law drove big rigs his whole career. Now he's semi retired.
#punday #Sunday #trucks #goals
Time for the big #SciFiChat #Halloween #Punday Night Frightful Pun-off.
Give me your BEST Halloween pun ! Bring your groaners, your screamers, and your undeadliest wordplay!
#Horror #LOL #Boo
Who won the neck decorating contest? It was a tie. #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
"I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx." #DadJoke #PunDay #FridayFunnyQuote
Top text reads: If you HAVE to do a remake the I guess it's good to change it up a bit. Then six movie posters are shown for: RUNAWAY, RUNAWAY, THE RUNAWAYS, RUNAWAY CAR, RUNAWAY TRAIN, RUNAWAY BRIDE.
Sunday #Punday
someone hissed at me
“you truly are the wurst brat”
it was a cold cut
#Haiku #poetry #writing #WritingCommunity #PoetryCommunity
#pun #PunPoetry #PunDay
How many MAGAs does it take to change a lightbulb 💡
None … Trump simply says it’s changed, and all the MAGAs stand around in the dark, clapping and cheering 📣
Happy dystopian #Punday
A little cheeky pun for Sunday #Punday 😄
