You think that you have tried everything to get your doctor to pay attention to your medical issues, but have you ever tried wrapping your medical records in a piece of cheese?
Did anyone else notice #MyChart BY Epic is now MyChart IS Epic?! 😁
#spoonie #eds #mecfs
#chronicillness #fibro
#spooniehumor
9 vials! I think that's a record low! 😆
#spooniehumor
#spoonie
It was my birthday this weekend.
I also had a health flare up which caused me to go full poet/Bobby McFerrin.
"Don't Happy, be Worry"
#poethumor #poetry #poetrysky #chronicillness #spooniehumor #spoonie
Sarcoidosis has taught me patience, resilience, and how to smile politely while screaming internally. What has it taught you?
#Sarcoidosis #ChronicIllness #SpoonieHumor
Sarcoidosis is wild because I look “fine” while my organs are clearly in a group chat planning chaos. What’s the symptom people never believe you about? Bonus points if you’ve heard “but you don’t look sick.”
#Sarcoidosis #ChronicIllness #InvisibleIllness #SpoonieHumor #ChronicLife
An illustration on a white background with a red border. On the left, there is a single red-and-white striped candy cane labeled “Candy Cane.” On the right, there is a walker made entirely of candy canes, labeled “Candy Walker.” The candy walker has four legs and two horizontal bars, mimicking the structure of a real mobility walker.
Anyone out there pimp out their mobility aids for the holidays? I low key want to put antlers on my Rollator for Friday’s enforced work merriment event.
#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor
margo, undiagnosed @sic bitch patient: hello, i am in a lot of pain all the time. doctor: hmm. are you just saying that to get attention? patient: yes. medical attention
Happy holidays!
#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor
A meme featuring Commander Data in a yellow and black Starfleet uniform from Star Trek: The Next Generation, standing on a spaceship bridge. The top text reads: “When your doctor asks you if you’re still suffering from anxiety and depression.” The bottom text, attributed to the character, says: “My condition does not alter with the passage of time, Commander.”
#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor #anxiety #depression #seasonalaffectivedisorder
Could you imagine if MyChart did an end-of-year wrapped list like: -cried 65 times in appointments -picked up 11 new diagnoses -confused doctor 123 times -made 345 jokes about her illness -caused 3 doctors to quit -refused to try yoga 15 times MyBodylsTryingToKillMe.com
We laugh so we don’t cry!
#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor
Nothing like climbing into ye cauldron on a cold 45F night & having a nice hell fire bath
😊🛀🔥
#witchy #spoonie #bubblebath #epsomsaltbath #spooniehumor
"I can't treat you, or give you any pain medication because that's not my field. But, I'm going to refer you to five other Doctors Who won't help you either"
Spoonie pumpkins are elite. 🎃
We’ve got G-tube gourds, insulin pod lanterns, and ostomy pumpkins that totally understand the assignment. 😂💉
#SpoonieThreads #SpoonieHumor #AdaptiveHalloween #ChronicIllnessLife #DisabilityTwitter
Uninvited guests? Just MG symptoms making a spooky appearance 😅🕸️
Learn more about the different MG symptoms that could show up: https://bit.ly/3WLfqLk
#MyastheniaGravis #MyastheniaGravisAwareness #MGWarrior #SpoonieHumor #ChronicWarrior #BioNews #MyastheniaGravisNews
A black and white illustration shows a historical scene with a doctor seated beside a patient lying in bed. The doctor, dressed in 18th-century attire with white hair, knee-high socks, and buckled shoes, holds the patient's hand. The patient wears a gown and appears to be resting. Overlaid dialogue reads: Doctor: "You've got a very rare disease." Patient: "How rare?" Doctor: "You pick the name."
Two brains the one on the left is healthy one on the right has chronic pain. Having chronic pain can damage your brain over time because of constant brain activity in areas of the brain that should normally be arrest. Chronic pain changes the way information is processed in the brain, which could explain why those who experience long-term pain frequently suffer other symptoms such as anxiety, depression come asleep disorders, and difficulty making decisions.
So apparently chronic pain doesn’t just wreck your body… it also fries your brain wiring. 🔥🧠
Which explains why I can endure a 9/10 pain day but completely forget why I just walked into the kitchen.
#ChronicPain #SpoonieHumor #BrainFog
My pain is proudly sponsored by gummies. 🍬
Not the vitamin kind. Not the candy kind.
The kind that make my nerve endings chill out and let me exist without screaming.
10/10 would recommend as a coping mechanism. 😌
#ChronicPain #PainRelief #SpoonieHumor
Incurable chronic illness starter kit
#spoonie #spooniehumor #longcovid
When you’ve tried every migraine ‘hack’ the internet suggests… 💀
👉 Anyone else feel like rubbing your temples just makes it worse?
Living with migraines = living with constant trial & error.
You’re not alone. 💜
#SpoonieHumor #MigraineLife #ChronicIllnessWarrior
Being friends with me is basically playing the hardest level of Tamagotchi… unlocked: Traumagotchi. 🖤
#MentalHealth #SpoonieLife #TraumaSurvivor #DarkHumor #ChronicIllness #DisabledAndCute #PTSD #SpoonieHumor
"Hi this is (name redacted) was calling for (name redacted) and I was going to inform you that the doctor put in your urine and the blood work. (The majority of the message is redacted up to the final line)” The last line reads: “I'll see you whenever you're available to come in to have your blow job bye...”
Apple transcribes my voice mails into text. This morning, it made a doozy of an error with a message from the lab.
I have removed my info + specific instructions for me, but check out that last line!
I’m pretty sure my insurance doesn’t cover that! 😂
#spoonie #spooniehumor #chronicillness
they should put prizes at the bottom of prescription bottles.like, oh, sorry for all the side-effects.here's a free Netflix subscription and some fuzzy socks. @secretspoonielife.
What would you add to this Letterman-style list?
#spoonie #spoonies #spooniecommunity #spoonielife #spooniehumor #chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnesscommunity
Migraine update: now comes with free bonus nausea. Thrilling.
#MigraineLife #SpoonieHumor #ChronicPain
Follow for the validation. Stay for the sarcasm.
What’s the wildest thing a doctor has ever told YOU? 👇
#MedicalGaslighting #SpoonieHumor #DisabledAndCute #SoftGritSpoonie #ChronicallyOnline