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You think that you have tried
 everything to get your doctor
 to pay attention to your
 medical issues, but have you
 ever tried wrapping your
 medical records in a piece
 of cheese?

You think that you have tried everything to get your doctor to pay attention to your medical issues, but have you ever tried wrapping your medical records in a piece of cheese?

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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Did anyone else notice #MyChart BY Epic is now MyChart IS Epic?! 😁

#spoonie #eds #mecfs
#chronicillness #fibro
#spooniehumor

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9 vials! I think that's a record low! 😆

#spooniehumor
#spoonie

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a cartoon panda bear is scratching his head with his hand . ALT: a cartoon panda bear is scratching his head with his hand .

It was my birthday this weekend.
I also had a health flare up which caused me to go full poet/Bobby McFerrin.

"Don't Happy, be Worry"

#poethumor #poetry #poetrysky #chronicillness #spooniehumor #spoonie

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Sarcoidosis has taught me patience, resilience, and how to smile politely while screaming internally. What has it taught you?
#Sarcoidosis #ChronicIllness #SpoonieHumor

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Sarcoidosis is wild because I look “fine” while my organs are clearly in a group chat planning chaos. What’s the symptom people never believe you about? Bonus points if you’ve heard “but you don’t look sick.”

#Sarcoidosis #ChronicIllness #InvisibleIllness #SpoonieHumor #ChronicLife

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An illustration on a white background with a red border. On the left, there is a single red-and-white striped candy cane labeled “Candy Cane.” On the right, there is a walker made entirely of candy canes, labeled “Candy Walker.” The candy walker has four legs and two horizontal bars, mimicking the structure of a real mobility walker.

An illustration on a white background with a red border. On the left, there is a single red-and-white striped candy cane labeled “Candy Cane.” On the right, there is a walker made entirely of candy canes, labeled “Candy Walker.” The candy walker has four legs and two horizontal bars, mimicking the structure of a real mobility walker.

Anyone out there pimp out their mobility aids for the holidays? I low key want to put antlers on my Rollator for Friday’s enforced work merriment event.

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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margo, undiagnosed
 @sic bitch
 patient: hello, i am in a lot of pain all the time.
 doctor: hmm. are you just saying that to get
 attention?
 patient: yes. medical attention

margo, undiagnosed @sic bitch patient: hello, i am in a lot of pain all the time. doctor: hmm. are you just saying that to get attention? patient: yes. medical attention

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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Happy holidays!

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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A meme featuring Commander Data in a yellow and black Starfleet uniform from Star Trek: The Next Generation, standing on a spaceship bridge. The top text reads: “When your doctor asks you if you’re still suffering from anxiety and depression.” The bottom text, attributed to the character, says: “My condition does not alter with the passage of time, Commander.”

A meme featuring Commander Data in a yellow and black Starfleet uniform from Star Trek: The Next Generation, standing on a spaceship bridge. The top text reads: “When your doctor asks you if you’re still suffering from anxiety and depression.” The bottom text, attributed to the character, says: “My condition does not alter with the passage of time, Commander.”

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor #anxiety #depression #seasonalaffectivedisorder

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Could you imagine if MyChart
 did an end-of-year wrapped
 list like:
 -cried 65 times in appointments
 -picked up 11 new diagnoses
 -confused doctor 123 times
 -made 345 jokes about her illness
 -caused 3 doctors to quit
 -refused to try yoga 15 times
 MyBodylsTryingToKillMe.com

Could you imagine if MyChart did an end-of-year wrapped list like: -cried 65 times in appointments -picked up 11 new diagnoses -confused doctor 123 times -made 345 jokes about her illness -caused 3 doctors to quit -refused to try yoga 15 times MyBodylsTryingToKillMe.com

We laugh so we don’t cry!

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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Nothing like climbing into ye cauldron on a cold 45F night & having a nice hell fire bath
😊🛀🔥

#witchy #spoonie #bubblebath #epsomsaltbath #spooniehumor

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"I can't treat you, or give you
 any pain medication
 because that's not my
 field. But, I'm going to
 refer you to five other Doctors
 Who won't help you either"

"I can't treat you, or give you any pain medication because that's not my field. But, I'm going to refer you to five other Doctors Who won't help you either"

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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Spoonie pumpkins are elite. 🎃
We’ve got G-tube gourds, insulin pod lanterns, and ostomy pumpkins that totally understand the assignment. 😂💉
#SpoonieThreads #SpoonieHumor #AdaptiveHalloween #ChronicIllnessLife #DisabilityTwitter

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Uninvited guests? Just MG symptoms making a spooky appearance 😅🕸️
Learn more about the different MG symptoms that could show up: https://bit.ly/3WLfqLk

#MyastheniaGravis #MyastheniaGravisAwareness #MGWarrior #SpoonieHumor #ChronicWarrior #BioNews #MyastheniaGravisNews

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A black and white illustration shows a historical scene with a doctor seated beside a patient lying in bed. The doctor, dressed in 18th-century attire with white hair, knee-high socks, and buckled shoes, holds the patient's hand. The patient wears a gown and appears to be resting. Overlaid dialogue reads:
Doctor: "You've got a very rare disease."
Patient: "How rare?"
Doctor: "You pick the name."

A black and white illustration shows a historical scene with a doctor seated beside a patient lying in bed. The doctor, dressed in 18th-century attire with white hair, knee-high socks, and buckled shoes, holds the patient's hand. The patient wears a gown and appears to be resting. Overlaid dialogue reads: Doctor: "You've got a very rare disease." Patient: "How rare?" Doctor: "You pick the name."

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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Two brains the one on the left is healthy one on the right has chronic pain. Having chronic pain can damage your brain over time because of constant brain activity in areas of the brain that should normally be arrest. Chronic pain changes the way information is processed in the brain, which could explain why those who experience long-term pain frequently suffer other symptoms such as anxiety, depression come asleep disorders, and difficulty making decisions.

Two brains the one on the left is healthy one on the right has chronic pain. Having chronic pain can damage your brain over time because of constant brain activity in areas of the brain that should normally be arrest. Chronic pain changes the way information is processed in the brain, which could explain why those who experience long-term pain frequently suffer other symptoms such as anxiety, depression come asleep disorders, and difficulty making decisions.

So apparently chronic pain doesn’t just wreck your body… it also fries your brain wiring. 🔥🧠

Which explains why I can endure a 9/10 pain day but completely forget why I just walked into the kitchen.

#ChronicPain #SpoonieHumor #BrainFog

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My pain is proudly sponsored by gummies. 🍬
Not the vitamin kind. Not the candy kind.
The kind that make my nerve endings chill out and let me exist without screaming.

10/10 would recommend as a coping mechanism. 😌

#ChronicPain #PainRelief #SpoonieHumor

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Incurable chronic illness starter kit

#spoonie #spooniehumor #longcovid

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When you’ve tried every migraine ‘hack’ the internet suggests… 💀
👉 Anyone else feel like rubbing your temples just makes it worse?

Living with migraines = living with constant trial & error.
You’re not alone. 💜

#SpoonieHumor #MigraineLife #ChronicIllnessWarrior

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Being friends with me is basically playing the hardest level of Tamagotchi… unlocked: Traumagotchi. 🖤

#MentalHealth #SpoonieLife #TraumaSurvivor #DarkHumor #ChronicIllness #DisabledAndCute #PTSD #SpoonieHumor

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#SpoonieHumor #spoonie #ChronicIllnessLife #millennials

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#chronicbutComic #spooniehumor

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"Hi this is (name redacted)
 was calling for (name redacted)
 and I
 was going to inform you that the
 doctor put in your urine and the
 blood work. (The majority of the message is redacted up to the final line)”

The last line reads: 
 “I'll see you whenever you're available to come in to have your blow job bye...”

"Hi this is (name redacted) was calling for (name redacted) and I was going to inform you that the doctor put in your urine and the blood work. (The majority of the message is redacted up to the final line)” The last line reads: “I'll see you whenever you're available to come in to have your blow job bye...”

Apple transcribes my voice mails into text. This morning, it made a doozy of an error with a message from the lab.

I have removed my info + specific instructions for me, but check out that last line!

I’m pretty sure my insurance doesn’t cover that! 😂

#spoonie #spooniehumor #chronicillness

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they should put prizes at
 the bottom of
 prescription bottles.like,
 oh, sorry for all the
 side-effects.here's a
 free Netflix subscription
 and some fuzzy socks.
 @secretspoonielife.

they should put prizes at the bottom of prescription bottles.like, oh, sorry for all the side-effects.here's a free Netflix subscription and some fuzzy socks. @secretspoonielife.

#spoonie #chronicpain #chronicillness #spooniehumor

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Top 13 Signs You Might Be a Spoonie | Funny Spoonie List Wondering what a spoonie is? This funny list breaks down 13 relatable signs of spoonie life, from pajama pants over real pants to rescheduling the doctor because you’re too sick.

What would you add to this Letterman-style list?

#spoonie #spoonies #spooniecommunity #spoonielife #spooniehumor #chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnesscommunity

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Migraine update: now comes with free bonus nausea. Thrilling.

#MigraineLife #SpoonieHumor #ChronicPain

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Follow for the validation. Stay for the sarcasm.
What’s the wildest thing a doctor has ever told YOU? 👇

#MedicalGaslighting #SpoonieHumor #DisabledAndCute #SoftGritSpoonie #ChronicallyOnline

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