I was on a walk the other day. I saw a pretty flower and bent down to sniff it. But I fell flat on my face. The flower was an Oopsie Daisy... #Dadjoke
6
1
0
0
Hashtag
#dadJoke
Advertisement · 728 × 90
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
2
0
3
0
As it’s April let’s have a joke
Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
He could see the snowblower coming.
#Joke #DadJoke
23
1
1
0
Introduced myself to the National Library of Scotland yesterday with an, unintentional, #dadjoke - the three toilets on level 13 were all being used, a woman waiting told me they were “all full”. I looked surprised and asked if they were really that bad. (Thankfully, I think, she comprehended 🤞😬) 🤡
2
0
1
0
A criminal line-up with four candy Peeps and a real baby chicken. The thought balloon over the chick reads, "Oh, this is bullshit..."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: How do you know where the Easter Bunny hides his treasure?
A: Eggs marks the spot.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour […]
[Original post on universeodon.com]
0
2
0
0
Comic with an Easter Bunny wearing teenage fashion and low-hanging pants. He is in a store looking at a display of Peeps candy. The Easter Bunny is looking at the display and says, "Yo." Meme text reads: "The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout-out to his Peeps."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns […]
[Original post on universeodon.com]
0
2
0
0
Photo of a hand holding a bag of plastic green Easter grass. Meme text reads, "Don't ever buy grass from the Easter Bunny."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What kind of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?
A: Hip Hop!
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Easter […]
[Original post on universeodon.com]
1
1
0
0
Happy birthday, Fukin Old, I'm McClain. #dadjoke
1
0
0
0
I hope all my trans friends, moots, follows, and randos have a safe and happy Trans Day of Visibility.
You're valid.
And if you're so inclined, may you party hard enough to make this assigned-Tuesday-at-birth identify as a Friday.
#transdayofvisibility #indieauthor #transrights #dadjoke
0
0
0
0
What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
3
0
1
1
Happy #tietuesday! Hope you are all doing well! Here's today's #dadjoke!
4
0
0
0
I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
4
0
3
0
Why does TikTok want your work phone? It's dying to 'connect' with its friends in Beijing! 🇨🇳 It harvests keystrokes & GPS from corp devices. 20+ govts banned it. Should you? YES. #TikTokBan #DataHarvest #DadJoke #CorporateSpy #DeleteMeta #DeleteTikTok
2
0
0
0
What did the infected Facebook ad say to the corporate network? 'I'm kind of a big deal!' 💀 Drive-by malware via social ads = ZERO clicks needed. Block social on work devices or enjoy ransomware season! #Malware #DriveBy #BlockIt #SocialMedia #DadJoke #DeleteMeta #SocialMediaHarm
1
0
0
0
Why did the hacker love Facebook? Because he was a natural 'phisher!' 🎣 Facebook = 85% of social-sector phishing. One DM click & your creds swim away. Reel in a policy BLOCK IT! #Phishing #CyberHorror #DadJoke #BlockIt #DeleteMeta
1
0
0
0
Why did ransomware love TikTok? Because EVERYTHING there goes viral! 🦠 Social media-delivered malware can encrypt entire networks. IT wasn't laughing. Block social apps before it spreads! #Ransomware #WentViral #DadJoke #CyberHorror #DeleteMeta #DeleteX #DeleteTikTok
1
0
0
0
14
0
1
0
BREAKING: Reserve Bank to introduce sweeping reforms by removing surcharges on brooms
😬 #dadjoke #auspol
2
1
0
0
I swear it doesn't smell like raw fish 😋🐟
#femboy #trans #altgf #dadjoke #tiktok
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8bWuV7N/
1
0
0
0
I went on Amazon to buy a lighter,
But they only had 3,472 matches. ☺️ #dadjoke
1
0
0
0
Why did the stained glass window go to therapy? Too many panes! 😅 Learn to cut, grind, foil & solder your own 10x10 panel every Saturday at Columbus Glass Art Center. $130/session, ages 12+!
#StainedGlass #GlassArt #ColumbusOH #dadjoke #Art #CBusGlass
canvas.columbusglassartcenter.org/classes/125
8
0
0
0
Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
3
0
1
0
A #DadJoke To Dye For 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy
1
0
0
0
Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
2
0
1
0
1
0
0
0
Witch Dad Joke 28!
Reclaim helps Alexian get things done! https://go.reclaim.ai/qyzdrse5mqdz *10% off: ALEXIAN10
#reclaimmademedoit #rmmdi #PaganWicca #Witchcraft #Magick #PaganFolklore #PaganCulture #EarthBasedReligion #witchdadjoke #witchdadjokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #dadjokesoftheday
1
0
0
0
Carrying a torch for her, you might say . . . #DadJoke
21
0
0
0