_První slova**Leničky** po probuzení: "Já ti řeknu #vtip "
Letí letadlo a v něm sedí prezident, žák a Vláďa.
**Kapitán** hlásí: Padáme dolů a máme pouze dva padáky.
**Prezident** : "Já se _musím_ zachránit. Bere jeden a skáče dolů"
**Žák** : "Přežijeme oba. To co si vzal byla moje _aktovka_!"_ […]
My daughter is making up her own jokes and I feel like I should share. Please tell them to your own 6-year-olds because they are some knee-slappers.
Q: What is a poops favorite teradon?
A: A poop-a-dactyl
Q: What is a kittens favorite video game?
A: Meow-rio Cart
#kidjokes #kids #dinosaurs
Anyone recommend a publisher for kid joke books? #jokes #kidjokes #dadjokes #cornedbeef
It's not over ,
Why was the polygon late to work?
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Because it took the rhombus!
#dadLife #kidJokes
“Why was the fire truck stuck in the mud?
He was looking for another fire truck!”
#kidjokes #nailedit
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What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A dandy-lion! 🦁🎩🌼
Stylish and punny — that’s how we roll into summer!
#DandyLion #KidJokes #CoastTV #TidalHealth 🦚💛
From my 7yo tonight: “where do #dads keep all their #dadjokes? In a dad-a-base.” #dadjoke #kidjokes #joy
Looks like these ghosts need to work on their poker faces! 👻😂
#TransparentTruth #GhostlyHumor #TooHonest #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes #ChildrensBooks #ChildrensBookAcademy
Always take notes from the smartest fish in the sea! 🐟📚
#FishWisdom #SchoolOfLaughs #TooClever #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes #ChildrensBooks #ChildrensBookAcademy
This joke blossomed into something good! 🌸😂 ‘Hi, bud!’ – can’t get enough of this one!
#kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes #ChildrensBooks #ChildrensBookAcademy
Okay, this one got me good! 😂🐴 Who knew horses had such great neighborly vibes?
#kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes #ChildrensBooks #ChildrensBookAcademy
#1001badjokes and #puns #270: #kidjokes time :-) No matter how bad your day is, the worm's day is worse. #dadjokes #badjokes #jokes #funnyvideo #fyp #foryoupage
With all the weirdness, pain and fear going on - how about a little light relief!
Who knew cats had such good taste? If you’re a cat-lover, this joke is purr-fection! 😂💜
#kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes #ChildrensBooks #ChildrensBookAcademy
Just a cow on a mission... to explore the Milky Way! 🚀🐄✨
With all the weirdness, pain and fear going on - how about a little light relief…
#SpaceAdventure #MilkyWay #CowJokes #CosmicCows #AnimalHumor #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes #ChildrensBooks #ChildrensBookAcademy
Even an elephant is scared of something! How might you apply this in your own work? 🐘😂🐭
With all the weirdness, pain and fear going on - how about a little light relief…
#ElephantVsMouse #AnimalJokes #TooCuteToFight #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes #ChildrensBooks #ChildrensBookAcademy
📚😢 "The poor math book is so sad... too many problems to solve! Don’t worry, we’ll help you out! 🤓✏️
#ChildrensBookAcademy #kidlit #writingcareer #artcareer #childrensbooks #cba #picturebooks #kidlitart #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes
Spread some molten love today! 😊✨
#ChildrensBookAcademy #kidlit #writingcareer #artcareer #childrensbooks #cba #picturebooks #kidlitart #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes
When dinosaurs ruled the Earth... They also took naps! 🦖💤 Because even the fiercest creatures need their rest. 🛌✨
#ChildrensBookAcademy #kidlit #writingcareer #artcareer #childrensbooks #cba #picturebooks #kidlitart #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes
#1001badjokes and #puns #246: The thing about #kidjokes is they can go in some really weird directions that aren't nearly as funny as an adult as they are when you're a kid. This #snowman joke goes a really odd way. #dadjokes #badjokes
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner!
Humor is a great way to keep kids engaged! Kids love humor and ...
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#kidlit #writingcareer #artcareer #childrensbooks #cba #picturebooks #kidlitart #kidlitwriters #humor #kidjokes
#1001badjokes and #puns #227 - pulling out the #kidjokes for these #fish in a #tank :-) #dadjokes #badjokes #funnyvideo
My cartoon in The Oldie. I think this is the first time I’ve had my drawing flipped. I’m not sure why they flipped it, but does it read better that way?
#parenting #parentingmemes #parentingjokes #oops #itwasanaccident #gagcartoon #kidmemes #kidjokes
Why doesn’t Santa pay for his sleigh?
Because it’s on the roof.
#kidjokes #soclose #englishidioms
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Banana glad I didn’t say orange! #kidjokes
