Have you heard about the bomb disposal expert who was really bad at his job?
At least he went out with a bang.
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Did you know there’s a name for when you let soap slip through your fingers and don’t catch it?
It’s called Failing the Bar Exam.
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In hindsight, I chose the perfect nickname for myself, because disasters almost always have da Bree.
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new pickup line;
"Are you a magic card? 'Cause I'd tap you~"
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Why do ghosts go "boo"?
Because they don’t like spectrecles.
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An object fell out of my hand in the shower the other day.
It got soaping wet.
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This Christmas, whenever you see a Spanish-speaker, be sure to tell them “Mucho”. It means a lot to us.
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1984 style language. But, I think 🤔 no one is buying it today!
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Do you know what ghosts and pirates have in common?
They both love boo-ty.
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My wife's food of choice for work is Pinwheels.
Next time anyone questions this, we should say "you wheely need to be oh-pin-minded".
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Y'know...the animated film series might be called Toy Story, but when you think about it...any time Woody, Buzz, or any of the toys talk...they easily could accurately say...
"Toys 'R' Us."
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Personally, I find it crazy how an animal which primarily eats insects like mosquitoes and/or fruits--depending on the breed--has such a bat rep.
I’m not off-base.
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I hear if one wakes up in an escape room, the experience is quite puzzling.
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Some Graffiti / Street Art by Punksy.
A street artist based in Tangiers, Morocco, who is on a mission to transform electric meters into splashes of colour 🌈
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Making coffee from scratch interests me, but I hear it’s quite the grind.
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A team of witches entered a cleaning competition.
Between them all, it was a clean sweep.
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Why are ogres often seen as tyrants?
They're very fond of marsh-all law.
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My opinion of swamps is meh.
I find them bog-standard.
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Hold on.
If it’s called a Pit Stop...
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6eK3C82/
...Where do all other dogs go?
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#Quantum #Felony #Infinity #Kibble #Astro #Paws #Wanted #Cat #Unlawful #Strings #AI艺术 #Reward #Poster #CatCosmology #AIart #Digitalart #AIArtsky #PawPrint #kitty #purr #furry #catsky #meow #outpaw #Gravity #Defiant #Feline #Physics #jokesky #punsky #whodunit #readsky #booksky #screensky #writesky
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What do you say when you see Red, Green, and Blue?
Hue Hue Hue~
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Holy crap! All this time I thought the only things unforgivable were Brian's jokes.
Clint Eastwood begs to differ.
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My wife @kelseymarie2014.bsky.social complained about struggling with insomnia.
I told them that if their struggles with being an insomniac go on long enough, they should play more Ratchet & Clank plus the older Spyro games.
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I’ve always thought a movie about stoner cows would make a compelling watch…
Because the steaks are so high.
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Did you hear about the FFVII cosplayers who got into an incident?
It was a Tifa bout their attire.
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