#Lolsob

There probably are enough votes to pass a reauthorization if it’s amended to, for example, require warrants. But they’ve got until 4/20 to get it done & rn amendments are off the table. Gonna be funny if it lapses and for once not in a #lolsob way.

Man, I haven’t felt so Catholic in literal decades. #Lolsob #EverythingIsBananas

hahaha, no they don't, alas. #lolsob

Get in loser meme from Mean Girls with the bottom caption reading "We are sponsoring measles lunches"

Sorry, just had to post it #lolsob

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@chris @_L1vY_

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@gottalaff.bsky.social

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~$200 till Saturday? Let's gooooooooo!!

#paychecktopaychecklyfe
#materialwealthisatrap
#blessed
#irony
#jfc
#lolsob

“The consultancy used its own AI detection tools to discover" ... the use of AI to cheat on tests. #lolsob

#lolsob I got nothin

I try to not think too hard about what they actually think, PJ ol' pal #lolsob

It was the ultimate #lolsob experience.

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I mean, I work in 7.5 hours. #lolsob

#lolsob that hadn't even crossed my mind and yes, charming indeed

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lol you and me both #lolsob

#lolsob or should I say 😂🥹

Fortunately most of the interlocutors with whom I discuss this are either operating in good faith or have some basic internal censor that gives them pause in mocking an Ashkenazi Jewish person reflecting on the demise of civil society #lolsob

"opposite sides of the Dehumanization River" #lolsob

Ocean Warming Breaks Record for Ninth Straight Year | Flipboard insideclimatenews.org - Scientists warn the ocean’s accumulation of energy is fueling extreme weather patterns and destabilizing marine ecosystems.Every second of last year, …

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Eureka! If we throw ICE into the ocean, we can solve fascism and climate change at the same time!
#ICE #Fascism #ClimateChange #LOLSob
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists

👉 Vote 'em Out!

#lolsob

I know there’s been bad weather, and rails are owned by a private third party, which means some delays VIA has no control over. But zero updates is really something.

Honestly: In this context, my loyalty would improve with better wine options from the cart!

#lolsob

Oilwell - Meditate through the meltdown A wellness app to help you embrace climate chaos, created by Edelman, Oil and Gas PR. From Smog Breathing Exercises, to Lifeless Rock Visualizations, to Wildfire ASMR.

#lolsob

Now, with “AI” policy, they're just using “AI” to summarize the public consultation. #lolsob

Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer WASHINGTON—In the wake of the Trump administration’s decision to require employers to pay a $100,000 fee in order to hire immigrant physicians on H-1B visas, clinics closures across rural America this week have reportedly forced many residents to rely on a horse who stomps twice when a patient has cancer. “Without access to board-certified oncologists […] The post Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer appeared first on The Onion.

"Clinic Closures Force More Rural Americans To Rely On Horse Who Stomps Twice When Patient Has Cancer"
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#humor #funny #TheOnion #lolsob

A: We just went to a cool interactive theatre show about how a totalitarian regime takes over.
B: Yeah, I also watch the news sometimes…

#BaDumTss #SadJoke #LolSob